Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, one of the worlds coolest celebrities both on, and off the set.
The Rock is literally one of my favorite people
if you don’t like the Rock we can’t be friends
…Why isn’t there a reality tv show based around him just cooking food. and eating. and feeding people. and being cool.
w h y
Seeing muscled men with goofy smiles cook pancakes almost makes me question my aversion towards the latter.
So it’s my birthday and I’m opening gifts. I open the wrapped box from my uncle.
I open the box, and find a $50 gift card, yes? But wait, there’s Styrofoam. There’s more.
Then I remove the Styrofoam…
A FUCKING LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS
mY UNCLE GOT ME A LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS
bEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER
he then later gave me the legs.
LEGO LEGOLAS’ LEGO LEGS
Are you Luna Lovegood
Loony Luna Lovegood Lavishly Loving LEGO Legolas’s LEGO Legs
guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu
What a series of unnecessary events